This one’s for the hobbyist who knows the real war is fought in layers of primer, paint, and procrastination. "My Army Is Small, But My Paint Queue Is Eternal" is the battle cry of every miniature painter surrounded by sprues and shame. Whether you play Warhammer, D&D, or any tabletop game with minis, this tee is a badge of honor—and maybe a cry for help. Wear it to your next game night or paint jam, and unite with others who are eternally adding to their pile of shame.
Offers a seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a smoother printing surface.
Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding.
Tubular fit to minimize torque.
Available in a wide range of colors to suit various design needs.
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (cm)
71
74
76
79
81
85
B) Width (cm)
92
102
112
122
132
142
B) Half Chest (cm)
46
51
56
61
66
71
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (inches)
28
29.1
29.9
31.1
31.9
33.5
B) Width (inches)
36.2
40.2
44.1
48
52
55.9
B) Half Chest (inches)
18.1
20.1
22
24
26
28
Care Instructions
General
A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs .
Wash
The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape.
Dry
Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric.
Store
Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity.
